Quote #33195
There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #25700
When he has ceased to hear the many, he may discern the One –...
Quote #5318
It is better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone else.
Quote #5563
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #20865
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #8223
…it is a base thing to look to others for your defense instead of...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...