Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Quote #2220
We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain...
Quote #11547
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
Quote #3876
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #27741
The sacrifice which causes sorrow to the doer of the sacrifice is no sacrifice....
Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #6183
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #29287
What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on,...
Quote #2557
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.