Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
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There is this paradox in pride – it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents...
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Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the...
Quote #7216
He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28432
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Quote #13355
Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
Quote #12580
Successful education is always a two-way street.
Quote #23970
Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.
Quote #17854
Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.