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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
Quote #1873
I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #26353
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common...
Quote #17826
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
Quote #29391
Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Quote #34258
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #15255
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...