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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
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Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time...
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Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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No pressure, no diamonds.
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To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success...
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Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...