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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
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The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...
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The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #25348
Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring.
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Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
Quote #19016
I have great faith in fools — self confidence my friends call it.
Quote #26153
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.