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If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you; but if not,...
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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.
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I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me,...
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Good leaders must first become good servants.
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When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...