Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #16608
When I was a boy … we didn’t wake up with Vietnam and have...
Quote #23609
Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...