Quote #19822
There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
Quote #21532
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #3359
Hold a true friend with both hands.
Quote #18815
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and...
Quote #20018
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not...
Quote #20171
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #27063
I am about to put foward some major ideas they will be heard and...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...