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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just...
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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast...
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...