Quote #27460
I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #23672
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote #26317
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness...
Quote #3539
What happens depends on our way of observing it or on the fact that...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Everything you’ve learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #28516
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.