Quote #2574
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #5534
The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #21565
Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts...
Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #23023
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to...
Quote #14054
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not...
Quote #5601
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Quote #2241
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...