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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
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Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one...
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians’ is that while theirs is brutal,...