Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #11565
Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know.
Quote #5286
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things...
Quote #28355
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #1865
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #23572
It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.
Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
Quote #2717
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
Quote #2349
Shut up he explained.