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Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in...
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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Death hath so many doors to let out life.
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
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A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.