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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
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Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...
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I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the...
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And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
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In activity we must find our joy as well as glory; and labor, like...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #30437
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.