Quote #6164
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
Quote #12514
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #7405
The love of democracy is that of equality.
Quote #33478
If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...