Quote #25478
You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
Quote #8092
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #10983
The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with...
Quote #32783
The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of...
Quote #18154
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.