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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #17193
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.
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Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
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I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.