Quote #384
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Quote #28155
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #20239
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #6711
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People...
Quote #18256
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...