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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace…but he...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #24645
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
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If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . ....
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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know...
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Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
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An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.