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If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you’re free —...
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
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The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
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Adversity does teach who your real friends are.
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I’ve been thinking about that old Zen conundrum what’s the sound of one hand...
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If all your peers understand what you’ve done, it’s not creative.
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped...