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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks...
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In Lebanon there was an agreement not to liquidate Yasser Arafat. I’m sorry that...
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Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
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You see things, and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were,...
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There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.