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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
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What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have...
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Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
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For his anger lasts only a brief moment, and his good favor restores one’s...
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I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #7205
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.