Quote #3115
If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.
Quote #4112
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Quote #11571
When you have a child, the world has a hostage.
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #19389
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quote #8529
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #18532
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you’ve conquered human nature.
Quote #17780
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as...
Quote #20895
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...