Quote #16430
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #25839
We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in...
Quote #26623
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
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When one is grateful for something too good for common thanks, writing is less...
Quote #24349
The extreme limit of wisdom–that is what the public calls madness.
Quote #4069
Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.