Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #12252
We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.
Quote #6002
People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success...
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #425
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #25645
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future,...
Quote #17278
Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still.
Quote #10366
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh...