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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
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Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of...
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Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in...
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Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is...
Quote #2990
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.