Quote #2919
Avarice is the sphincter of the heart.
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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #24652
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #8694
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #27361
Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
Quote #33406
It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents–except at occasional...
Quote #32754
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #17769
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.