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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...
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The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
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A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I...
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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A hero is an ordinary person who performs an ordinary task In an extraordinary...
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...