Quote #9332
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #10022
For no phase of life, whether public or private, whether in business or in...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #13966
Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #30348
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #1291
I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist...