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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
Quote #29838
You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #32797
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...
Quote #15243
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...