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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
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We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
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David I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band...
Quote #17383
The society of women is the element of good manners.