Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #15471
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #8471
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Quote #16959
All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #31459
I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Quote #25526
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Quote #3787
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell...
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #30827
A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.