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If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is....
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God has two dwellings: one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
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Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices...
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Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...