Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #29731
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the...
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #11019
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #28237
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Quote #12337
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will...
Quote #1768
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
Quote #19357
A winner never whines.