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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
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It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
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Dawson Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say...
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the...
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #9788
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.