Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #29958
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #30384
The miracle is this–the more we share, the more we have.
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #32914
Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #29745
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Quote #27079
It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give...
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.