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I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #25676
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
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Not until we dare to regard ourselves as a nation, not until we respect...
Quote #33740
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #7938
I prefer complexity to certainty, cheerful mysteries to sullen facts.
Quote #31194
The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well.
Quote #25129
Think on this doctrine,–that reasoning beings were created for one another’s sake that to...