Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #4748
I know why the caged bird sings.
Quote #2135
Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.
Quote #17012
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #4554
Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you...
Quote #15488
Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #1634
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.