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It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
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The true way to soften one’s troubles is to solace those of others.
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I’m grateful to you. If it weren’t for you, I’d be in Cicely right...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.
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If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the...
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.