Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #1876
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
Quote #865
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)
Quote #30024
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
Quote #18855
We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams.
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #1894
There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom
Quote #622
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Quote #11400
Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack...