Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you’ve heard the other side.
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #4455
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
Quote #16106
A man can know nothing of mankind without knowing something of himself. Self-knowledge is...
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #8009
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Quote #221
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Quote #25396
Never shall I forget the times I spent with you continue to be my...