Quote #9844
Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #7978
Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #31527
The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #19070
Penny wise, pound foolish.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...