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There is a homely old adage which runs: “Speak softly and carry a big...
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It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
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True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure,...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...
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so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in...