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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To...
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We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
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The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t...
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What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone...
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How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt