Quote #5049
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted...
Quote #21979
It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #11674
Grace under pressure.
Quote #17710
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #9018
Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...