Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #5676
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
Quote #18728
Cyberspace A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
Quote #25551
The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so...
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #14444
Action to be effective must be directed to clearly conceived ends.
Quote #7319
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you...
Quote #14719
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
Quote #5911
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.