Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
Quote #15532
If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
Quote #10912
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the...
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #30305
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
Quote #32596
The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and...
Quote #25253
It’s the good girls who keep diaries the bad girls never have the time.
Quote #11341
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #6965
Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.