Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #32634
People have declaimed against luxury for 2000 years, in verse and in prose, and...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #30767
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
Quote #34135
Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor’s a good brooch to wear in a...
Quote #17502
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #14339
The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their...